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I got "The Touch", and you can too... >_>
Transformers: War for Cybertron is out, and it just may well be this year's Arkham Asylum like everyone sez, but I would rather not say, because I traded my Batman in because regardless of how beautiful it was (Splinter Gear Batroid), there were too many annoyances that kept getting in the way of the awesomeness of it all. TWFC on the other hand keeps it simple and plays like an interactive film, giving you the choice to either hang-out with the bad bot Decepticons smoking menthols, or prance around with the church going Autobots. This game is dripping with fan service, going back to G1 roots resetting the Transformer story back to its former glory - and no, I did not intend to rhyme, but I'm sure you can mix it up in rap format in your heads and bust out with some mad Transformers themed lyrics. In fact, after I completed both campaigns, I experienced this strange and rare sensation of being completely satisfied, and those hideously retarded Michael Bay movies were completely wiped clean from my memory (can I get an AMEN?!?). I'm diving into multi-player today with some standard death match action and their version of Horde Mode, and I'll post with my thoughts asap. From what I've been reading, the 360 version is the superior (no duh) having faster loading times and less screen tearing like the PS3, and the Wii rendition is so stripped down that it should be avoided. It's a finely crafted game with beautiful graphics, delivering a solid old school experience that will have you gushing with nostaliagasms (check out the trailer HERE). If you are or want to be a douche gargler, feel free to let the minor flaws spray a fine mist of sand into your vagina, otherwise, if the video below makes you moist, then immediately go forth and buy it now. Transform and WHORE-OUT!!!
Transformers: War for Cybertron is out, and it just may well be this year's Arkham Asylum like everyone sez, but I would rather not say, because I traded my Batman in because regardless of how beautiful it was (Splinter Gear Batroid), there were too many annoyances that kept getting in the way of the awesomeness of it all. TWFC on the other hand keeps it simple and plays like an interactive film, giving you the choice to either hang-out with the bad bot Decepticons smoking menthols, or prance around with the church going Autobots. This game is dripping with fan service, going back to G1 roots resetting the Transformer story back to its former glory - and no, I did not intend to rhyme, but I'm sure you can mix it up in rap format in your heads and bust out with some mad Transformers themed lyrics. In fact, after I completed both campaigns, I experienced this strange and rare sensation of being completely satisfied, and those hideously retarded Michael Bay movies were completely wiped clean from my memory (can I get an AMEN?!?). I'm diving into multi-player today with some standard death match action and their version of Horde Mode, and I'll post with my thoughts asap. From what I've been reading, the 360 version is the superior (no duh) having faster loading times and less screen tearing like the PS3, and the Wii rendition is so stripped down that it should be avoided. It's a finely crafted game with beautiful graphics, delivering a solid old school experience that will have you gushing with nostaliagasms (check out the trailer HERE). If you are or want to be a douche gargler, feel free to let the minor flaws spray a fine mist of sand into your vagina, otherwise, if the video below makes you moist, then immediately go forth and buy it now. Transform and WHORE-OUT!!!
