Extra-Rare Well Done: Unicorn Hunter

Possibly the most uberawesome game that never was, Unicorn Hunter brings a tear to my eye sockets. This could have been the old school messiah that sparked a renaissance, bringing back life to the hollow, dried husk of the American arcade. Unfortunately, the bold imagineer behind these spine tingling screens, Colonel Waffle Von Marmalade, has disappeared into video game obscurity. I have dispatched a squad of Skull Ninja across the globe to seek him out, and together make his dream a glorious reality. Cheers, colonel, your days of hiding in some backwater Japanese bathhouse are over! Receive your destiny.